masturation is better than sex sometimes...

masturation is better than sex sometimes...

You don’t have to look your best.

You can do it wherever there is a public toilet which has a private cubical.

You don’t have to promise to call in the morning.

If you use your other hand it feels like someone else. You can use both hands and have an orgy.

It doesn’t really make you go blind, not unless your hand slides off the end and you poke yourself in the eye

You can make it last for hours, if you do it a certain way.

You don’t need to make an appointment in advance.

You never have to say “I love you”, promise to mow the lawn, buy flowers.