In this garden were two little leaves
One covered Adam’s
One covered Eve’s
As the story goes on nevertheless to say
The wind came align and blew the leaves away
At the sight Adam did stare
There was Eve’s treasure
All covered with hair
And wonder came under Eve’s eyes
As Adam’s thing started to rise
They found a spot that suited them best
A nice big tree where they began to rest
Her legs spread wider and wider apart
While thrill after thrill came into her heart
The head of Adam’s thing peeked into the hole
And filled her with passion beyond her control
Backward and forward his thing did slide
And Eve’s treasure was all wet inside
The joy was good she wouldn’t let loose
Until Adam’s thing was all out of juice
Then down through the years people did screw
And now it is time for me and you
So pull down your pants and lay in the grass
‘Cause I’m in the mood
For a piece of that ass!!

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