Please read my blog if you:

  • hate your life
  • dont have enough sex
  • hates bad sex (like me)
  • loves to talk and read about sex and sexual encounters
  • love sex humour and all those dirty jokes
  • is open and confident to talk about matured topics like sex
  • nothing better to do (no offense pls)
  • have alot of time to squander

Do NOT read my blog if you:

  • think you know everything in this world
  • think the world owes you something
  • are not a very tolerant person
  • humourless
  • hates life in general
  • dont have a sex life
  • dont have a life
  • dont have a functional sex organ (no offense but this blog will only frustrate you)
  • cant read or spell
  • cant count
  • cant tell the difference between a male or female person
  • are racist
  • homophobic
  • cant use the computer
  • had voted for George Bush
  • not into sex toys like Tenga