Why do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ when they know you don’t have enough?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why is it that people say they ‘slept like a baby’ when babies wake up every two hours?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? 

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Whose idea was it to put an ‘S’ in the word ‘lisp’? 

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, ‘I think I’ll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?’ 

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? 

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why does your Obstetrician/Gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway ?

Why is it that Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They’re both dogs! 

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from… morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? 

Stop singing and read on…

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?