A tree falls on a woman in a forest…
What the f**k is a forest doing in the kitchen?

Before you hate me for the above statement I just want to say I did not come up with it. Yes it is probably also a lame reason to justify my innocence, as I do have the choice whether or not to post this.

But after much deliberation, I did. Two reasons:

1. This can be a good illustration to the less noble opinion of women by most men.

2. This is one joke that really cracks me up. You got to admit it, it IS funny. And the funniest part is that it is one simple yet ironic remark.

I love women, probably less than men, but I honestly do. Had the wildest fantasy about a new female co-worker. Only seen her once at our corporate retreat in Hawaii earlier this year and she made an impact on me. The first thing on my mind is sex, the last thing is a relationship.

Lately, my belief was shaken: I thought men have sex with men was more easy and there’s no risk of getting emotionally caught up – that was until I got stalked. I now am more selective as to who I chat up or hook up.

So that’s probably the reason why I am less active on FaceBook and Fridae and even Manjam. I am comforted that I have been missed as I do get emails asking if things are ok at my end. Thanks guys!

So why is it that I prefer men over women? Maybe it is because men appreciate sexual pleasures more honestly than women. Women (at least the 8 I have had a sexual relationship with) gave me the impression that after she had sex with you she deserved to be treated better because she had ‘given’ herself to you, you owe her big time, now she is entitled to your rights and privileges. Bullshit.

Men on the other hand wants to please you, give you pleasure, and wants to receive pleasure from you. aka NSA sex. Simple, plain, sex. Not where to go for honeymoon, how many kids, insurance and savings plans, wedding receptions.

See the following joke summarizing the differences:

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HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN:
Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.

HOW TO TREAT A MAN:
Show up naked. Bring chicken wings and beer. Don’t block the TV.

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