A short collection of the infamous “yo mama’s so fat” jokes …

  • Yo Mama is so fat …

    … that when she has her orgasm during sex, she yells out recipes.
    … that when she jumps in the air, she gets stuck.
    … that the sun rises in front of her.
    … that compasses point to her.
    … her farts start hurricanes.
    … she needs two parachutes to make a bra.
    … that blind men can see her.
    … she uses a mattress as a maxi pad.
    … she makes a whale look bulimic.
    … that when she goes to Gap the only thing she can fit into is the Dressing Room.
    … that when she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
    … she was baptised in the ocean.
    … she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
    … she needs to wear a sock on each toe.
    … that when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
    … that she fell in love and broke it.
    … that when she gets on the scale it says it don’t do livestock.
    … she got her own area code
    … I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side.
    … when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun.
    … she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
    … she has a run in her blue-jeans.
    … that when she was born the doctors had to give her a pregnancy test.
    … when she wears ‘Nike’ they say ‘Nickeloden’.
    … not even Jesus could lift her spirits.
    … that when she wore a shirt with pictures on it they become 3-D.
    … her stretch marks got stretch marks.
    … the shadow of her butt weighs fifty pounds.