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Oh look, no hands!

"Budd, stop doing that, you are turning me on big time!"

Meet me in my room tonight you sexy thing

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Almost the entire world is captivated with the 2012 Olympics in London at the moment and I have lost hours of sleep over it as well. I suspect that the irony is that these sports event do nothing to increase our participation in sports. At least not until AFTER the event.

Not gonna bore you with the sporting results or my opinions about any sports or sports person. Instead I hope to share some juicy bits I managed to gather from the Internet about this London Olympics.

Perhaps these pictures are the real reason why we wanna watch these sport events in the first place? Just kidding.

Suffice to speculate that the porn industry will take a back seat for the moment and we can expect Tenga sales to dip significantly during this period. I expect to see some real discounts for these sex toys.

The only exception is if you find it thrilling to masturbate while watching the more erotic sporting events like diving, wrestling, and so on… or indulge in the sexy sporty boyish looks of some really hot men (or women), and if that’s your cup of tea, by all means, have a blast with your Tenga masturbators!

That said I am gonna post some of the gorgeous pictures at my other blog at tumblr (http://sexytenga.tumblr.com) and on FaceBook (http://www.facebook.com/sexytenga). Wink!

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Other noteworthy mentions related to the 2012 Olympics:

Work was crazy now that I am back in Bangkok after a short getaway in Singapore. But glad to be back to the gym nonetheless anyway although I had plans for some fun in Singapore – oh well…

Anyway I had the weirdest dream when I was in Singapore. It had is a mix of eroticism and weirdness that is almost impossible to describe. Just think of it as a combination of the movies Inception and some porno movies gone wrong.

I found myself in a Business-class seat on a plane heading somewhere and all the crew have this weird uniform unlike anything I have seen so far and they have these elaborate makeup like those Chinese opera.

Anyway, the pilots were there chatting away with some passengers and beside me was this Iranian mother with a starving baby in her arms and looking miserable.

I got restless so I stepped out into a room and lit a cigar and was enjoying the view from my apartment balcony looking at the distant sunset. The doorbell rang and standing outside was this Thai guy who I met at the gym in Bangkok (we had fun in the showers once).

He started to dance like those performance at Tawan Club in Silom, and some very gorgeous nude girls joined in as well. There was this lady whom I remembered seeing on a plane somewhere (she is an air stewardess), and they started making love on the stage.

The rest of the girls pulled me up onto the stage and I realised that I was already nude and spotting an erection.

One of the lady started sucking and nibbling on my nipples and another was blowing me, and one was caressing my balls with the utmost delight. And I just stood there letting them do with me as they please – not that I was protesting. Just surprised to see my ex among the girls when I thought we had the worst fights and we had not see each other again since… maybe she missed me.

Suddenly the pilot appeared and chased off the rest of the ladies and took over the job of pleasuring me. I thought so who’s flying this thing and then I realised that the plane have already landed. (I did tell you it is one weird dream).

Next thing is he is also naked and wants me to ride him, somehow he is all tied up and gagged and blindfolded. I thought this will be my entry into the BDMS kind of sex but what the hell. A hole is a hole and a nice tight hole cannot be passed over.

A condom was already over my dick and his hole lubricated like a Tenga Fliphole. Only this one did give me some problem when I try to insert into him. I thought maybe he is not ready so I bend down and licked his balls like some chocolate coated ice cream, slow and deliberate while I stroke his penis up and down slow and gentle.

His penis was hard, massive and red with anger. But he was struggling for me to stop stimulating him, and keeps eyeing my dick and his wanting hole as if I was meant to put these 2 things together.

Nothing for me to do but obliged. Again his tight hole refused to let me in and I had to force myself in with some degree of violence. I feared I may hurt him but then maybe that was what he wants. Maybe that was what will give him the pleasure. Anyhow I don’t really care. I have my dick to take care of for the moment.

I pushed into him slow and hard and feel for his hole to completely take me in and waited for him to relax and give me a hint to start pumping. The couple on stage was really at it and just watching them was enough to have any teenage boys shoot their loads man times already.

Next I felt fingers at my nipples again, and slight piercing pain on them I broke off the kiss that is attacking my lips and tongue and noticed that I had nipple studs without my knowledge.

I also feel a wet finger feeling its way up my hole but I did not protest. Actually I was going at the hole and wants to punish him for whatever he deserve.

Suddenly the plane landed and the lights came on (yeah I was just as puzzled cos I thought the plane had landed but anyway).

Someone pushed me off the Captain and the rest of the co-pilots were taking turns to do him. I was instead pushed around and my dick was shoved into his mouth.

My hands were being tied behind my back, a blindfold was put over me and yet I did not protest. I was busy trying to keep myself from coming from the intense pressure / pleasure on my dick.

Soon I was yelling for the stimulation to stop and slow down, but the mouth as not about to comply, the pulsing ejaculation started and it keeps squirting me semen as if it will never stop. The pleasurable sensation became annoying as my dick head began to feel raw and painful. Yet the sucking refused to stop and I began to struggle to break free from the agony, I realised why I was tied up and began to panic big time. But it wasnt long before I feel another orgasm coming, but unlike the first ejaculation, this one burns like I am pissing acid, a mixture of ecstasy and pleasure and pain and agony.

The next thing I knew I am at the airport security and the officers told me to remove the nipple studs. I realised I was already topless so they were taking them off and I was silent for that moment.

And then I woke up. And I had to take a shower, and laundry.

While trying to recollect this dream over breakfast at the hotel cafe, a colleague said he heard me yelling and screaming from my room. Told him I was watching TV and apologized for the noise.

Mental note: masturbate BEFORE going to bed, and to pick a room further away from colleagues next time. LOL!