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"Budd, stop doing that, you are turning me on big time!"

Meet me in my room tonight you sexy thing

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Almost the entire world is captivated with the 2012 Olympics in London at the moment and I have lost hours of sleep over it as well. I suspect that the irony is that these sports event do nothing to increase our participation in sports. At least not until AFTER the event.

Not gonna bore you with the sporting results or my opinions about any sports or sports person. Instead I hope to share some juicy bits I managed to gather from the Internet about this London Olympics.

Perhaps these pictures are the real reason why we wanna watch these sport events in the first place? Just kidding.

Suffice to speculate that the porn industry will take a back seat for the moment and we can expect Tenga sales to dip significantly during this period. I expect to see some real discounts for these sex toys.

The only exception is if you find it thrilling to masturbate while watching the more erotic sporting events like diving, wrestling, and so on… or indulge in the sexy sporty boyish looks of some really hot men (or women), and if that’s your cup of tea, by all means, have a blast with your Tenga masturbators!

That said I am gonna post some of the gorgeous pictures at my other blog at tumblr (http://sexytenga.tumblr.com) and on FaceBook (http://www.facebook.com/sexytenga). Wink!

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Other noteworthy mentions related to the 2012 Olympics:

Someone at Fridae once wrote to me and said that since I look so gorgeous, why would I even need the Tenga sex toys.

My reply is this:  it is not everyday that I am in the mood to look for sex.

Sex with a tenga is better than sex with a starfish

This picture of a tiger and a pig have no relevance to my post here whatsoever. Except maybe I am the tiger and just had my fun. Wink!

Simply put there will be time when you just want to spend some quality time to yourself – to find your centre once again and to re-focus and to track your progress.

Sex is good but when you had a bit too much, you want to make sure you dont have an addiction problem and like most celebrities had shown us, sex addiction is NOT a good thing.

Tenga is also great as a foreplay for me and my partner. That is how I get aroused and how I arouse him.

The other way is some bondage or blindfold. Yeah I sound kinky but hey that’s me. When I am blindfolded I had to rely on my other senses: smell, hearing, and feeling. So sexual arousal via these channels are highly sensual as well.

Tenga is also my backup when sex with a partner goes horribly wrong. Not a huge fan of what most people will call, a Starfish. I think there’s nothing too exciting about fu*king a starfish. It kills the mood for me.

If I have to fu*k a starfish I would have just masturbated with my Tenga and watch porn. Aint that more simple and direct?

So I will just politely excuse myself go back to my hotel and stick my hardon into a Tenga, and I have many to choose from.

Quiz: what’s worst than having a starfish? A starfish that doesnt feel tight. I am a top so naturally I can tell if some bottom is tight or not most of the time – of course I can be wrong.

If any top reads this and has some magical way of telling if a hole is tight 100% of the time, teach me please.

Speaking of which, I would like to try ‘air-tight’. If any gay couple is keen to give that a shot, please let me know.

Wink!
Kirk
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