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This will be my 24th visit to Singapore. And as per my previous attempts to lay low, I got stalked. Many times!

Before you think I am a slut, remember that it wasnt my deliberate intention to seek out a fun buddy. Things just happened.

He was on a visit trip to spend time with his brother who is working for an offshore bank in Singapore. He was generally evasive to some of the questions I asked and I did not press on.

He has got a nice tanned skin, deep-set eyes, and probably the most luscious eye lashes that would make anyone envious. And like most Asians, he is relatively short and petite. But very accommodating.

When I first chatted him up, he was aloof but I thought that perhaps his command of English is not as good, or maybe he wasnt too confident, but I later learned that I was the second guy that he had sex with so naturally he was more guarded. I believe him cos it took me a long time to get it inside him, and it was awkward and clumsy. I would have believe he was a virgin if he said he were.

Fortunately (for me, and perhaps for him as well), once the party started it lasts and lasts, and lasts.

I love his agility and willingness to try everything. There was nothing he wouldn’t try. And his stature meant I can handle him quite expertly. The best part, he was hard and remained hard when I penetrated him, and he would gasp and bite his lips whenever things got rough (not a whimper). When he was ecstatic, he would toss his head back, and made weak attempts to suppress his moans and panting. Major turn-on!

I also like the way he took charge without being too aggressive: he would initiate a change in position when I was near to ejaculation, and I welcome the interruption with no protest.

Yet in whichever new position we are f**king, he would take that extra care to slide into my erected dick in with intense deliberation, to maximise my and his pleasure.

He would arch his pelvis to ensure a complete penetration, and move in a manner and speed that edged me close to orgasm within seconds. While he was enjoying himself, he would check to see that I was enjoying myself as well. There was so much eye contact.

So imagine all that attention to details, almost virgin-tight hole, and an acrobatic stuntman sitting on your spent dick. The best combination any top would love.

Am so glad I did not pass him up despite the initial unpleasantness. Maybe they are right, you really shouldnt judge a book by its cover. This guy is deep! Wink!

A tree falls on a woman in a forest…
What the f**k is a forest doing in the kitchen?

Before you hate me for the above statement I just want to say I did not come up with it. Yes it is probably also a lame reason to justify my innocence, as I do have the choice whether or not to post this.

But after much deliberation, I did. Two reasons:

1. This can be a good illustration to the less noble opinion of women by most men.

2. This is one joke that really cracks me up. You got to admit it, it IS funny. And the funniest part is that it is one simple yet ironic remark.

I love women, probably less than men, but I honestly do. Had the wildest fantasy about a new female co-worker. Only seen her once at our corporate retreat in Hawaii earlier this year and she made an impact on me. The first thing on my mind is sex, the last thing is a relationship.

Lately, my belief was shaken: I thought men have sex with men was more easy and there’s no risk of getting emotionally caught up – that was until I got stalked. I now am more selective as to who I chat up or hook up.

So that’s probably the reason why I am less active on FaceBook and Fridae and even Manjam. I am comforted that I have been missed as I do get emails asking if things are ok at my end. Thanks guys!

So why is it that I prefer men over women? Maybe it is because men appreciate sexual pleasures more honestly than women. Women (at least the 8 I have had a sexual relationship with) gave me the impression that after she had sex with you she deserved to be treated better because she had ‘given’ herself to you, you owe her big time, now she is entitled to your rights and privileges. Bullshit.

Men on the other hand wants to please you, give you pleasure, and wants to receive pleasure from you. aka NSA sex. Simple, plain, sex. Not where to go for honeymoon, how many kids, insurance and savings plans, wedding receptions.

See the following joke summarizing the differences:

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HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN:
Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.

HOW TO TREAT A MAN:
Show up naked. Bring chicken wings and beer. Don’t block the TV.

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